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Post by felicity lenore descry. on Nov 3, 2009 18:39:03 GMT -5
JADEN; Right, well either you are asleep and snoring, which would completely void the purpose of this letter seeing as you would never read it, or you are having sinus issues. Either way, your breathing is a bit disturbing and I am trying to listen to Professor Binns. Anyway, I suggest you do something to fix your apparent breathing problem before you annoy the rest of the class.
I do believe that large Slytherin bloke, who incidentally breathes louder than you, may find you incredibly attractive if you keep breathing like that. And by all means, if you are interested in him as well, keep breathing like you are trying to inhale the entire class. I, however, would hope that you have better standards than him.
And I apologize if this makes it to the wrong person, I do believe that if you open this on accident you would surely know who to turn to and hand this letter. And, if you don't it's meant for the bloke in the back row, who is breathing like a wheezing kid. Perhaps he is having an asthma attack.
If he is sleeping, would you mind waking him up? Thank you. -FELI.
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Post by rachel4 on Nov 4, 2009 10:10:43 GMT -5
FELI I'm assuming this is Felicity, since Feli is part of that name. I could be completely wrong, but I don't think I am.
Well, you are correct in thinking that this would make it to the wrong person. I'm not your annoying little friend, who I also \think is sleeping and making an incredible amount of noise for someone who is sleeping. I have half the mind to slam my fist on his desk to make him wake up. I don't even think Professor Binns would notice if I did. He's just droning on again about something anyway. Maybe I'll jinx the Slytherin in front of him because he's just as annoying.
Writing notes during class, maybe I should turn this in.... No, I don't think I'm going to because now my writing is on it. I don't think Binns would care too much, after all, I don't even think he knows any of our real names.
I'm not going to wake him up because he looks ever so peaceful... I'm being sarcastic if you can't tell, love. I think you deserve to have me write to you instead of him since your accuracy seems a bit off and you can't seem to go two people over and got me instead. I'm much more interesting than him. So, you're going to be stuck with me. Besides, he looks like he's too interested in whatever he's dreaming. RYAN
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Post by felicity lenore descry. on Nov 4, 2009 18:14:49 GMT -5
JADEN; You are correct, this is Felicity, is there any other? Especially in this class, I don't even think there is a Fefe in here.
Well, my accuracy when sending a letter halfway across the room may be a little off. Slamming your fist on his desk? Isn't that a little nonviolent? I think it would be better if you were to at least thump in on the forehead. I doubt that Professor Binns would notice, I doubt that he would even notice if the entire class just started being loud and just causing quite a ruckus.
Oh? Since when have you become captain rule enforcer? I doubt he would even know that you were trying to turn me in. Really, I'm sure he would just keep talking about whatever he is talking about right now, I am honestly not listening.
No? So, you're going to make me listen to his loud mouth snore? Hm, I have to admit that if I had a choice between talking to y ou and talking to him, I would much rather talk you you. I'm sure you are much more interesting, though we've never had a pro per conversation have we? I'm sure whate ver he is dreaming has nothing on me though.
-FELI.
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