Post by dalian theodore murphie. on Nov 4, 2009 12:18:30 GMT -5
YOU TREAT ME JUST LIKE ANOTHER
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-playby - ash stymest-
yes, i'm ready for some questions i suppose. personal? whatever. shoot away.. shut up. jackass. no. i don't wanna sit down. i'm standing. i am calm.. yes. i don't care if it's the rules. i'll stay standing thanks. kay. now. questions please.
NAME : my name? you already know my name. jackass. no, i'm not going to tell you it when you'd obviously already gotten it written down in front of you. fuck you. i don't have a bad attitude, who the hell do you think you are?! me?! oh, i know who i am and i'm pretty sure you do too. calm down? fair enough. my name's drew peacock. yes. ha. fell for it, dickhead. no, it's not drew peacock and do you know what you've just said? no you don't. shut up. my name's dalian theodore murphie. happy now? good. can i go?
AGE & BIRTHDAY : for fuck's sake. i wanna leave now. my age? it's..wait. why am i even bothering to tell you? you probably already know anyway. you're just making me work hard and put actual effort into being at this school. as if you could care less about how old i am and when my birthday is. do you really care? no didn't think so. oh you said yes? my apologies. not really. well if you must fucking know, i'm fifteen. i don't look it? well how old are you? .. i know this is about me but i wanna ask you a question. well. fuck you! no i won't calm down for the fifth time! fucking hell. well whatever i can't be bothered with you anymore. i was born on the twenty fifth of december. christmas, yes. woo. not really. it sucks ass. "santa" forgets to bring twice as much money to my house. stupid man. i was born at exactly three minutes past three in the morning. hoorah. now you know. fuck off now.
HOUSE : gah. more?!? okay. the house i'm in now? well that's an easy one. but. i might just confuse you. how do you know i'm telling the truth? i could lie to you. i'm in ravenclaw... yes. ahaa. you wrote it down too. jackass. no, i'm not in ravenclaw. i'm not a bird. i'm not a snake and i'm not a lion. oh what? that leaves a.. well idk what the fuck it actually is.. badger? well it's hufflepuff. and i only told you because i can't be arsed with you anymore. you're boring me to fuck. so hufflepuff. now go fuck yourself.
YEAR : do the fucking maths!! if i'm fifteen i'm in fifth year obviously. i just..yeah. fifth year. now leave me alone??
HOMETOWN : wtf are you some stalker? are you going to go to my house and kill my family? don't bother. you'll have a hard time getting past the animal we have on guard. and i'm only talking about my sister right there. wait until you get past her, if you can. that was a joke by the way. stay the fuck away from my sister and my house. if you can't tell by my accent, i'm french. no i'm not. you're s gullable. but i did live in france for three years. that's the truth. no honest it is. and i do have a slight accent, don't i? i'm originally from new york. fo the fucking win!
PETS : seriously? pets? ohhh. erm. kay. so. erm. i have an owl called oddysea. you say it how it's spelt. oddy-see. oddy for short. she's really light brown with dark brown wings. she's here with me because she's awesome. then there's her mother and father, her mother's called lapwing because she had one brown wing and the rest of her body is white. then oddy's father's called liooyt which is pronounced lee-oh-yet. weird, i know. but there it is. so there's three owls, then there's the mouse, pepper. yes, pepper. don't ask. finally we have a cat called geegner. (jeeg-ner) there you have it. well, you asked.
SIBLINGS : you like making me think, don't you? idiot. i can't be bothered with you, which is why i seem a little more calm. just a little, though. don't get your hopes up. what? oh. yeah, siblings. let's start with the eldest, shall we? peter who is twenty four, he lives in new york with his wife sandra. then there's bella who's twenty and she lives in romania. she studies dragons, yes. then charlie who's nineteen and he lives with us. then there's robbie who's seventeen. and then there's me. then there's francesca, or ches who's thirteen, then natalie who's ten. finally there's larissa who's four. again, you asked for it. want a tip? don't ask in future. oh yeah and we're all magical. awesome right? course.
PARENTS : more?!?! aren't you getting bored yet? i am. well whatever. how many questions left? five? oh. fair enough i guess. NO. five? wtf. what else could you possibly want to know about me?! i swear you're going to stalk me or use me for identity theft. don't bother. seriously. don't. well fair enough. parents. parents. parents. so this is how it is, right. my dad is called benjamin an he's.. erm. old. yeah aha. of course. and my mum was called angie. i say was because well. she died. yes. she did. sad. i know. no, it seriously is. how? car accident. the fucking bastard who killed her paid, though. trust me. whatever. moving on. mum was magic, dad is magic. therefore i am pureblood as are my brothers and sisters. we now have a step mum and she's not like the fairy tale step mothers. naah. she's pretty much like my biological mother. ugghh. i'm just going to get this out of the way and tell you about my birth other because otherwise it's going to eat me. okay so. my mum. well. she had this really long ginger hair that was almost touching her waist and she used to just put it in a ponytail all the time. she had really bright and big blue eyes which were pretty much like my own but way brighter. like.. seriously blue. she could just.. she laughed, you had to laugh too. just because her laugh made you happy. and stuff. ack. what? no they're not tears. shut the fuck up jackass! fucking bastard.. ugh. tell anyone and your fate will be the same as the driver who killed my mum. dickhead.
OTHER FAMILY : other family? yes. i have cousins? and stuff? nosy aren't we? that's what i thought. children? oh. right. aha. no i'm not a father just yet. hopefully..
LIKES : likes. okay, i'm just going to give you this in a long list because i like alot of things:
smoking
drinking
cats
owls
mice
girls
guys. yes. guys. i'm bi. duh.
being magic
family
pictures
taking pictures
photography
arguing
fightsreadingwriting
my hair
my eyes
the picture of me and my mum
noodles the lilac teddy bear. also my mum's
that's some of them. there's alot more. i just can't be bothered to tell you them. ahaa. fail for you.
DISLIKES : more lists?! okay. you're going to love number one.
you.
your questions.
your hair.
your shoes. seriously?
what you're wearing.
the fact that you're huffing and puffing at me.
the fact you keep telling me to keep calm.
that look you just gave me.
okay. i'll be good now.
erm.
loud sounds
things being too quiet
effort. another thing i hate you for.
the law
dogs
fish
rivers
cars.
blood
sheep.. don't ask.
footballs
people when they're random
really sometimes just people in general.
i really hate effort
..did i mention effort?
i don't think i said effort
guess what this is making my do?
effort.
let's move on, shall we? yes. next question. two more, right? good.
FEARS : fears. ugh. erm. being left alone for a long, long time. there's the fer of losing more of my family. i don't fear alot of things.. it's really just death in general and being alone.. i know i'm hard to get on with. you don't have to tell me that. hey! shut up. you don't know me. jackass. last question please, bitch.
GOALS : goals? i don't have any fucking goals. i'm not really bothered about the future. erm. live? just.. get through school? try and be friendly to some people. i think they're good goals, don't you? of course you do. now, may i leave? aha. why do i bother asking? i'm going to leave anyway. bye now.
PIERCINGS &/OR TATTOOS : wait? what. one more question?! you lied. liar. oh, it was on the other page was it? twat. shut the fuck up! ugh. okay. piercings. that's an easy one. i have my ear pierced..well..not pierced as such. whatever. you can see it for yourself. or are you blind? didn't think so. and i do have tattoos. you can't see though because i have long sleeves. but look. see. i rolled the sleeves up. and wow. tattoos. happy now? yes? i can go? really?! wow. thanks. good bye now. ..sure there's no more questions? positive? wanna phone a friend? no. aha. okay! i'm going. bye now.
ohhai, my name is SANTA and i'm ONE HUNDRED years old. i've been roleplaying for ALL MY LIFE because i'm that awesome. you can reach me at THE MOTHERSHIP. just in case you were wondering, the password is ILY D;.ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GHOST. THE GHOST WENT BOO. THE END.
