TURNER, liam west [ doneeee ]

[liam]

YOU TREAT ME JUST LIKE ANOTHER

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"for fuck’s sake. go away. i don’t do fucking interviews. i don’t give a shit if you’re from the school, it’s a shit school and i fucking hate being here, let me go do my final year and get the fuck out of here in peace. you have a wand? so do i. you come any fucking closer and i swear i’ll curse you.

…not my fault you can’t listen.

-after alcohol :3-

name: you fucking don’t know? christ you’re hopeless…what the fuck ever. it’s liam west turner. no, i don’t know where it’s from. no, i don’t give a shit. my dad married my mom and fucked her and they had me. now go away.
nicknames: go ahead. i dare you to call me anything other than liam. i really fucking want to take away your penis too.
birthday: june nineteenth. and i’m seventeen. of age, mind you, and i will make that fact known if you become annoying again.
sexuality: what the fuck? do you really care that much? i fuck anything with a pulse, i don’t care if it’s male female or effy mosse or whatever. so long as it has a hole.
sex: …fuck it, i’m going to curse you and enjoy it.

-the next day :3-

year: i already fucking said yesterday when the other moron tried to interview me. seventh. now can i please go away?
wand: it’s well used and shaped like a penis.

…oh, the other one? oak, very powerful, eleven and three quarters inches, dragon hearstring.
bloodtype: pure. –scoffs-
house: take a wild guess. slytherin. obviously.
affiliation: i really don’t care. the evil ones. i’m always associated with them anyways.

likes: …why the fuck do you care? what fucking kind of interview is this anyways? –rolls eyes- sex, alcohol, drugs, sex, more sex, even more sex, cursing the fuck out of people who annoy me, dark arts, australia, not here, effy mosse, sun, beaches, sex, parties, getting trashed, cigarettes, getting in trouble, making other people’s lives difficult, lying, being an ass, being a whore, vodka, being high, being drunk, being fucked-up in general, and sex.
dislikes: you. and everything else.
strengths: lying, sex, cursing people, not caring, pissing people off.
weaknesses: effy mosse, all the sex i have, my family, my fucked-up life, sunlight and loud noises -_-
amortentia: i’m three seconds away from cursing you too. -_-…sharpies, sweat, peaches, vodka shots, and kerosene.
boggart: losing effy falling in love. and water.
dementor: my dad killing my mum..fuck off. i combat it with effy mosse the thought of sex.
mirror of erised: being immortal.
personality: australian, jackass, whore, druggie. that explain it?

eyes: fuck off, you have eyes. figure out how i look for yourself.
playby: brendon urie.

parents: an asshole and somebody who should never have died.
siblings: just one. i’ve never met him. he’s my twin brother, izzy. my mum told me about him when i was five. just before she died. my dad lied to us and said he died when he was born.
other: i haven’t gotten anybody calling me about my kids. yet.
history: my dad killed my mom, and ever since then, i’ve been an asshole. and no, i don’t have fucking bruises. fuck off.

ohhai, my name is klepto and i'm one years old. i've been roleplaying for zero because i'm that awesome. you can reach me at banana. just in case you were wondering, the password is miley sucks.

kyle said fuck off, he did this already D<

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[alexaa004]

KYLE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED EVER TIL HE CHANGES THAT PASSWORD D<

[imogen ellis waller.]

-cheers from the sidelines- D<

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[liam]

-trashes shawn post- =]

-was wondering when zoe would show up-

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[LEX]

i hate you, kyle D<
accepted, damnit.